mr puddins denies rumors...

with an evil smile, sharp fangs glistening, and a thumbed-paw flailing in the air, mr puddins dismisses rumors that this blog site will be nothing but drivel and cutsie stories about cats, kitten, grooming tips, litterbox etiquette, and so on. there's more to mr puddin's owner than meets the eye. he just hasn't found quite the way/voice/method/other bullshit delivery method to express it yet.

mr puddin's owner sits at his kitchen table, laptop humming, connection strong, feverishly looking for methods to edit this goddamned site that keeps dropping my "edit me" internet links. not the preferred way to spend my sunday morning 'fer sure. mr puddins smiles, knowing all to well that within moments, his owner will simply let out a yelp to the internet gods, close the lens onto the keyboard of his loyal laptop, and go read the sunday comics.... good, a warm lap just waiting to be claimed.

mr puddins smiles.