7/19/2005

the universe unfolds...

my life is over. just found out on www.darkhorizons.com that they're considering
making ET part 2. that is the most stoopid thing i can imagine the world of hollywood
could spit out at this point in time in our society.

so, in light of this galaxy-wide important news - i've thought of some possible titles for this
likely sh*t-fest of a film:

ET 2 - "ET's got a phone card..."
ET 2 - "elliot, can you hear me now?"
ET 2 - "still on hold"
ET 2 - "is this &#$*% thing on?"
ET2 - "ET2, if you'd like to make a call, please pay 25 DOMORS at the tone" (lame attempt at name for alien currency)
ET2 - "drew's all grown up now"
ET 2 - "pull my finger"
ET 2 - "more money"

anyone else got any good ideas? i think i'll gather up all the ideas i can find and will send them to spielberg.
omg - stop the world, i wanna get off.

on a brighter note, the rock (wrestler dude) announced that the filming has wrapped up on his adaptation of the popular video game series DOOM... promises lots of demons, heads exploding, and baddies getting lit on fire... also an R rating! so, let's all whoop out the BFG (big f**king gun) and go mutant hunting! woot woot!

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