... Kangaroo dreams

... holy hell! wifee has apparently given birth to some weird crossbreed cat-like human creature without my knowing! it's the first live birth on the internet! omg! someone help me! the milkman may have been involved! ... wait a second... we don't have a milkman!!!

"TRAGIC VICTIM GETS FIRST 'C-SECTION' (CAT-SECTION) AND LIVES TO TELL ALL"

oddly enough, my new child looks strangely like mr puddins: who, even stranger, enjoys curling up in a 26lb ball and pretends to "return to the womb" in my wifee's zip-down sweatshirts. out of respect for my wifee, her true identity remains a mystery. (there wasn't a small, circular and oddly convenient cloud floating around our living room) omg, would someone please click on the image and look at this friggin' WOOGLY face my dear mr puddins is making toward my wifee? fat bastard is making his move! when's it my turn!?