..... mr puddins exposed!

due to popular demand, mr puddins has been pushed into the limelight. (yesh, his real name isn't broadcast to protect the innocent) and well okay, not like i really got a ton of requests, but mr puddins has recently lost close to 2 lbs from his hefty 22+ lbs of bulk. he really is a cougar. honest, he lumbers, not walks. you can feel him approaching you from the lil' ripples that cascade across your drink's surface like in jurassic park. he was recently awarded his own zip code by the local postal carrier.

we've been feeding the monster a "lighten up" brand of food since he's had a heart arythmia issue since birth. we didn't know about it until a vet/medecine scare 2 years back that almost killed him. mr puddins honestly was never given a long lifetime expectation, but he's beating (or perhaps eating) the odds.

i've never know a more loving, sweet and generous animal. allll mr puddins wants is to be pet, held, burped like a baby, and to nuzzle INTO ones sweatshirt and sit there, like a damned baby kangaroo in your new pouch. even at vets when he's being violated by thermometers and needles, he purrrrs so loudly the vet can barely get a heart-to-listen reading.

he sleeps curled up around my wife's head. has 'moments' where he'll jump up next to you, start kneedin' the area with his fat feet, and look at you so full of GOO, that his whiskers will curve down and create a "foo man choo" (yup, that's how we spell it!) look/effect that's funnier than hell as he worships the ground we walk or sit on.

so, now you all have seen the beast. fear him, or he will love you allll to death. seriously.