6/10/2006

... all i can say is

... i obviously have issues. my friends D & L invited me out for a nice dinner at this italian restaurant where you can draw on the table with crayons. i stared at the gorgeous white surface and dove in. i started drawing the silly little blue-haired kid first... i did have some kind of a migraine going on, so it quickly needed to have a lightening storm cloud. then the annoyoing girly was drawn. hair had to be drawn last to finish her up. i was pissed because they didn't have a yellow crayon. when i finished i realized the girl looked like pippy longstocking.... so, you know.. she had to go.

because they were all drawn in crayons, i couldn't exactly erase her. i mulled over my options while the annoying as- hell, vanilla-ice looking waiter-kid served my side. soon enough, the green yeti-monster had to be summoned from the depths of my crappy ceasar salad side dish that tasted too sardine-ee. by the time i drew pippy's demise, i realized the drawing kinda was beginning to look sorta japanamation-like. i elected to eat my food at that point. D & L both had bad experiences with their dishes, my rigatoni sucked monjey-butt and was actually 'watery...'

ugh. i feel bad tho. my head hurt so bad the whole dinner i barely talked to my friends at all. i drew the murder of pippy longstocking, and wished the whole time for every idiot in the restaurant to shut the bloody-hell up so my head wouldn't explode all over the bread cart. they were understanding tho. they did look at me wide-eyed a few times. D removed the dinner knife from my reach. i love my friends.

11 comments:

shannon said...

the only thing worse than watery pasta is undercooked pasta.

hope your head feels better!

i like the big green monster killing pippi!

Jack K. said...

You sure know how to have a good time.

Migraines cannot be fun. You are lucky to have been able to do anything at that time. The drawings were a good way to deflect from the physical pain for an instant.

I bet that restaurant will not be revisited.

Hope you are feeling better. I think you need an extra shot of Reiki energy. You need to get in closer harmony with the universe.

Take care.

Jack K. said...

btw, you can send me emails, but only if you can discover my address.

Can't make it too easy.

lol

Kathryn said...

whoa dude! that is freaky! i like it.
sorry to hear about your major headache.

Kathryn said...

and also my sister was JUST talkign about a place to eat like that! just tonight.
anyways.

Aaron M said...

Dude, thats an awesome drawing...........only thing I have ever been good at drawing is Calvin and Hobbes.......always wanted to restart that comic.

God only knows what the royalty and copyright checks would cost me to make that happen again

bronxbt said...

shanny - watery noodles do indeed suck monkey-butt. thanks for reaffirming that. ;)

jack - i'll ask shanny... bwa ha haaaa.

kathryn - as always, YOU amaze me. thanks for the comments and yesh, it was major. complete with cool special effects that night at home. (details spared)

croak - i secretely have always had a thing for redheads... giggle

duck - a huge part of my life died along with calvin & hobbes. his creativity and innocence in bringing a childhood's vision of the world moved and motivated me to continue my art thru some dark times. check out the somethinsketchy link on the right side for my other site if you've not been there. - thanks for the visit!

~ hugs to you all.. it's WED... so, ya know, what the hell.

Jack K. said...

You could check out my profile, but that would be giving away the secret.

A giggle and a woot.

Mulk said...

I want a knife,fork and spoon trifect tatooed on my arm.

bronxbt said...

Mulk... you rawk man. 'nuff said

Miss Sarah said...

Awesome green monster!!! Your head must've hurt pretty good from the sounds of your posting. You weren't your usual chipper self!