... reviews onna plane

... get these motherf**king snakes off this motherf**king plane! Yup. SNAKES ON A PLANE is here. had to see it. and now, i jes' have to share a few important thoughts. wow. that about sums up this film. for any of you who haven't heard about this film, you really need to crawl back under a rock. it's been circulating thru internet and news article grapevines for close to 2 years. it's grown into a HUGE cult film in record time long prior to it's release. it has samuel jackson in it, acting bad, swearing a lot, making either big eyed or scrunched up faces and he gets to kill snakes.

now, i'm NOT a movie reviewer by any far stretch of the imagination. please take my opinions and recommendations with a shot of anti-venom: IF you choose not to see this movie, you are not an American. you can understand my reaction if you hear about my evening first. i met up with our (2) dearest friends, D & L. we decided to hit the local restaurant called Claim Jumpers FIRST for a little pre-funk to prep ourselves mentally and physically. (pre-funk: loosely translates to having food or appetizers at a desireable location and partaking in adult beverages. a LOT of them...)

after sufficiently getting pretty funked up, (see how i did that? ha ha.. i'm still genius) we made our way up the escalator (which is soooo cool when you have no feeling in your feet) and bought our tickets for the most important movie of our lives.

this movie is amazing for the following, simple and sweet reasons:

• the writer, director, producer, and in fact allll actors know this movie is ASS.
• they are so proud of this fact, that they really DO try to act their heart out, make it dramatic, and most of them obviously die valiantly. even innocents in this film are not safe from the wraith of the snakes. can you say "cannon fodder?" heh heh heh...
• samuel jackson is in it. this time, in lieu of weilding a purple lightsaber from star wars Episode III, he gets to use fire extinguishers, axes, spear guns, bullets, and a makeshift blow torch. it's magical.
• the acting is bad, the script is riddled with holes, it ends too quickly, it started too soon, hell, it got filmed.
• it's quite possibly the best "i know i'm crappy" film in the history of movie making. you can't take your eyes off the screen, you laugh, scream, clap, yell, and cheer in ALL the right places.

so.... there i will end. i gave away no secret scene good things. i told you no endings. if you can't figure out what's going to happen though jes' by reading the title... well.. then you jes' may be beyond help. go now, go... tell your friends... BE AN AMERICAN AND SEE THIS FILM.