... they say that change
... is inevitable. imminent. unavoidable. well, fellow and belurved bloggervillians, i sit before you today with proof that i am causing change in each and every one of you who read my countless rants, raves and otherwise idiotic posts.
how do i know this? how do i know i have excersized great power in effecting (affecting? what-ev-ah) many of you? ... if not, dare i say allll of you? muaha hahahaaaaaaa.... i will prove it to you:
- when was the last time you said "goodness" at the end of a sentence?
- when was the last time you said "yesh?," when someone called out your name?
- when was the last time you said "lurve," instead of love?
- when was the last time you said any of these: "snerk, snort, snuffle, woot woot or meh!?"
- when was the last time you said any of the ridiculous words i've either borrowed from others or made up my damned self 'jes because you can!?
i've infected you all! Bwa ha ha haaa haaaaa! i rule! no, wait, i corrupt... and am slowly changing all of your vocabularies to that of a 4-year old... hmmm. anyhoo, i think it's funnier than hell that when i see comments you all leave me, posts of your own, and all kinds of goodness like that, many of your words come from right outta ma' archives of texty-goodness. see! i did it again! i'm a genius.
okay, well, hmmm... i really have nothing else to say today, other than i lurve you all, i wish you all happy-goodness for your weekend, and i have really enjoyed corrupting you all. eep!
12 comments:
omgoodness that is a big-ol' cup-o-goodness!!!
tee hee, it really is quite addictive, and i know that i would be a dollar poorer if not for the power of the smooshie -- and yes i can still say it without smiling :)
oh...and i forgot to mention...the peasants are rejoicing :)
i've been saying woot for a loooong time.....pre-bronxbt. ;)
Methinks the lad is too full of himself today.
What smooshie goodness can that be?
Perhaps there is a method to his vocabu-madness, or not. Snerx! (I know it is a derivative of snerk, snort, snuffle.)
Arrggggh! I have been lingualcorrupted. Arrrghh! Even Long John Silvers is too good a place for me now. Arrgggh!
LMAO
Glad to learn the funk is junk and has gone for the time being.
Lurve you man, and I do want more than Bud lite. How about a Shiner Bock or Amber Bock?
Snerx.
I have the tendency to say little old lady sayings. I'll get the low shaky voice and say, "Oh my" or when I'm surprised (which is a lot) I'll whip out an "Oh goodness!" When I'm hot I'll fan my face and with a Southern accent I'll say, "Why I believe I've got the vapors."
It's a very funny thing to notice the oddities of our personal every day speech.
I'll say a gleeful yesh for you today.
I say "meh" all the time,also "woot" is a regular in my vocabulary!
Cheers
I'm personally big time user os "goodness"....rockin' word. ;)
yes...you did indeed change my mood as i came here.
i am smiling warmly now where as before, was a bit forlorn.
thank you friend!!
I spend OOOOdles of time with my animally friends, so you know I'm bound to alter my regular speaking voice, as they don't understand 'normalese', so,yes, your right on here.....this is good therapy for a harsh world out there.
thank you puddin,
smugs,
Darlene xxxxxxxxxx
smooches+hugs====== smugs :D
I'm guilty of being "infected" ... But I think this is the best infection ever!
Yikes- that sounds bad... erm...
::hugs::
I'm back- for now :(
A new post is up [its about time huh...]
see you around, B!
~K
dood, you totally got lurve from me...
FOOOOR the record, i DID state that I either borrowed from others or created myself...
sooo, for all you wonderful peoplz trying to post and take credit:
PPPPPHT! ;P
noted!
giggle
B
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