... i must have one of these

... now you may be asking yourself, to which of the 2 subjects in the pic below do i refer to? hmmm.... lemme get back to you. *giggle* I personally think that this image is a total abomination. not jes' cuz there's potentially hot wimmins (i mean, athletic females) walking around with kicky-dogs attached to their asses. what person woke up one morning and said, "find me wimmins, line them up and let's figure out what they need to enhance their wardrobe...!" then, somehow, the only inspiration they got after seeing these gals lined up was, "omgosh, let's stick shitzhu's on their butts!"

the doggie-bags were designed after american creators Hedy Grant and Suzanne Sherman noticed how many people were carrying their dogs inside handbags in the heat of summer. somehow this spawned the idea that there was a gap in the market for a more "suitable and stylish carrier." the only GAP that exists here is between the ears of these designers who decided it be fun to shake small animals into submission like a can of soda. apparently there's an actual warning on the bag that alerts owners not to carry a pace faster than a "brisk walk." maybe the testers of the new fashion shook-a-pug-up to the point of projectile vomiting.

fun times. let's go for a walk.... anyone?