... i'm quackers over this

... omg omg i cannot believe this. it's slow motion goodness! it's the matrix. no, it's scenes from bulletproof duck... no, i dunno, but i betcha Jet Li had something to do with the cinematography! it's genius. it's hilarious... it's a helluva first way to take yer first baby steps!! OMGOODNESS wouldjoo look at their little fwappies when they drop! what bravehearts! you can almost hear 'em screaming, "attacccccck!" hmmm, on second thought, maybe it's more like, "yeeeaaarrrrrggghhhhh!!!!!"

i haven't laughed so hard in months. i seriously am in pain. i'm thinkin' i've busted a rib... maybe my heart...a lung perhaps. holy hell these lil' doozers have a hard start to their life. who ever thought that duck bashing could be so much fun! before you all getcher' downy feathers up in a bundle, clicky below or here to watch this clip. YESH, all of it. the last "FWAP" alone makes it all worth it. trust me.....

UPDATE: PG-13 rating! The first minute has a steamy and "fowl" um... mating scene which i'm not exactly able to edit out... move past the yer' pain and then you'll see some hilarious duckie-fwappage.